Anal Fetishes

*Names have been changed to protect the identities of certain people

Rangoon Rimjob: Multiple Definitions

1) (N) The act of receiving analingus (having ones asshole eaten out) by a Burmese woman.

2) (Adj) Performing analingus in an anal cavity that mirrors Myanmar (Burma) after the cyclone that just hit there। (I.e: Lots of "mud")

I like ass. I am an ass man. Nothing makes me want a female more than a nice round ass. I work in sales, but sometimes, when I am prequalifying prospects for a CRM system, I think about burying my face in a big ass. For instance, a few days ago, I was walking back from lunch with Malcolm*, Leonard*, and Chang*, and we saw this woman with an amazing derriere. For the remainder of the day, all I thought about was motorboating that woman's ass. Yes, I know there is an element of mud involved, but sometimes, an ass man, like myself has to get down and dirty.

Occasionally, I want to take a woman's butt cheeks, if you will, and spread them apart, or as I refer to it, "Spreading that ass like butter on toast." I want to pull the right and left butt cheek apart, and stick my finger into said woman's anus. Yes, I enjoy the proper placement of my penis in a woman's sphincter, but if I'm busy and can't be bothered with full blown anal sex, I can get temporary pleasure by placing my index finger into her anus. I call that the muddy finger.

I find myself out at the mall, or out at a restaurant and I see a woman wearing tight jeans, I stare and get enveloped in her ass. Of course, when I stare, I am a dirty man, but I blame the woman for wearing tight clothes. I'll use this analogy: When I was a child, and my mom made cookies, she left them on the kitchen counter to cool. Of course I would sneak a cookie or two and eat them. It's the same thing with a woman in tight jeans. I'm going to want to bury my face in that ass and grab it. Willpower is for suckers.