Deli Meat and Pussy

*Names have been changed to protect the anonymity of people in my blog

"Phil*, there are four times of Pussy in the world." - Ray*

"What do you mean, Ray*?"

"You have the big, the little, the roast beef, and the pastrami, Phil*"

"Do explain, Ray*!"

"Phil*, the big pussy is self explanatory, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Bitch is too loose, been passed around like joint on 420, little pussy is so tight, it's like a 5 year old boys anus, roast beef means it's nice and neat like a roast beef sandwich, and pastrami means it's all hanging out sloppy"

Damn, Ray* is one nasty son of a bitch.

This brings me to my take on the pussy. Yes, I know a woman with a big pussy might be the easiest lay of there, but I don't want to feel inadequate, because I doubt my manhood would give a slut like her any sensation. A woman with a small pussy is probably a virgin, but I love getting my manhood piled in that tightness. MMMMM. I like roast beef, especially the 5 sandwiches for $5 at Arby's, but I'm afraid that some girls hoo-hoo might smell like roast beef and bbq sauce. This takes me to the pastrami. Umm...I don't know if I'm down with nailing a woman who's poontang is hanging outside her body. I guess that would be an out of body experience.

I'll take me a small pussy with no cameltoe. Can you also throw in a side of fries? Maybe a vanilla shake?