Friday, May 9, 2008

Grabbing a woman's crotch

Yaaaaaaow!: Multiple definitions..

1) (Verb) The act of taking your right hand and making it into the shape of a "C," to be used to grab the crotch of a woman.

2) (Noun) The sound a man makes when he grabs a woman's crotch.

Yaaaaaaaow! I sometimes wish that grabbing a woman's crotch should be legal. There are scenarios where I believe Yaaaaaaow is necessary. For instance, when I am at a club or lounge and I'm flirting up a storm with an attractive female, a drink may be purchased for her, by me. Now, I'm not petty enough to ask for money from said female, but I would like the pleasure of grabbing her crotch.

When you're at a club or lounge and you're dancing with a girl, you're already feeling her backside, her breasts, so why not Yaaaaaaaow. It should be legal in such a situation.

How to perform Yaaaaaaaaow:

1) See definition # 1

2) Reach between the woman's legs and grab, keeping your hand in the "C" position.

3) See definition #2

Repeat steps 1-3 as needed.

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