Spooging in a woman's eye

Shanghai Shooter: (N) It's when you can bust a nut with such precision that it gets in an Asian woman's eye.

See, the Asian woman has a smaller sized eye, so to pull off the Shanghai Shooter, you have to use your scope when you're about to bust said nut.

I've always been intrigued when I go to a mechanic shop, seeing the vast network of pipes that a mechanic will send from the auto repair bay, and it'll get pushed to the billing desk in about 2.5 seconds.

I wonder if it would be possible to spooge in a woman's eye by masturbating into a vacuum pipe, and then tell the girl at the other end that a "package" is coming. Boom, you just spooged in her eye. Spooging in the workplace.

You, my dear reader, may wonder why I'm interested in spooging in a woman's eye. Stripped to the core, it's a simple hedonistic pleasure. When I give a dozen roses, lillies, or a box of overpriced chocolate to a girl, she feels a temporary pleasure. Releasing spooge into a woman's eye gives me that same pleasure that a woman would feel if I gave her flowers, candy, or both.