The Gay Cancer

May we take a moment of silence in honour of those who we have lost due to the Gay Cancer. (Heads Bowed)

1) Denholm Elliot
2) Freddie Mercury
3) Easy - E
4) Arthur Ashe
5) Issac Asimov
6) Robert Reed (Dad from the Brady Bunch)
7) Rock Hudson
8) Tom Fogarty (From CCR, the band)
9) Liberace

The list is longer than the above mentioned nine, but your dear author worries that he may receive some sort of negative karma for mentioning 10 or 11 people who have died by way of the Gay Cancer.

You can avoid the Gay Cancer by not using water fountains, touching door knobs, and not eating at a restaurant with a salad bar, to avoid touching plastic serving utensils.