The Ethics of Fornicating with a woman who is diseased

When a man, like myself craves poon, he has a rolodex of women to choose from, but there is that occasional time, or two, where the women on said rolodex are busy, probably getting reamed in the derriere by some other man. That being said, if I'm desperate to release some spooge, and I don't feel the desire to spit game, might I suggest flagrante delicto with a woman with a disability. After all, it was said by Steve Stiffler in American Wedding, that Pussy is Pussy. I concurr, Mr. Stiffler.

1) A woman who is suffering from cancer is the easiest choice in my book. They're normally bald, and pale from all the drugs they're taking. A lot of times a woman who has cancer is also infertile, so you can do her sans condom and you probably won't get her pregnant. Most cancer patients are hairless too, so it's a guarantee that her skin is baby soft. In the event she can have kids, getting her to have an abortion would be damn easy. Who the hell wants a radioactive mutant as a child?

2) Try a woman who suffers from epilepsy. While she's prone to having a seizure, her pussy is probably extra tight since she is devoid of regular action. Again, you can probably get away with nailing her sans condom, since she probably has bigger problems to worry about, than your name. I would avoid receiving oral sex from her though, because if she has a seizure, she might bite your little buddy. Bukakke is always an option though.

3) For those of you who are into additional risk, might I suggest an amputee? Imagine nailing a woman with no legs, or missing an arm and a leg, or with a glass eye. So many places to put your spooge. I would love to spooge in a woman's eye socket, and feel her orbital bone with my penis. You can nail a girl who is missing a leg, let's say, and once you're done, run off with her prosthetic leg, and sell it for some weed, or G.

4) Single mothers are the most diseased out there, however. They are the easiest by far, and they have the biggest disease in the world, a bastard child. With this group, a condom is required, because they will take your seed and bring your bastard child into the world. Again, this is fun because you can use them for what they are, pure sluts.

5) Women with parkinson's disease are great because they're always shaking. It's like a little extra pulsation when you insert your penis into her vaginal area. Since she's always shaking, you probably get yours a little faster, plus you can probably pass her on to your friends while she's shaking and it's like a free for all. Everyone gets their rocks off and no one has to spend a lot of money on dinner.

There are a lot of disabilities out there. but the 5 mentioned above are probably the most fun to nail. I think if you really want to pull off a trifecta, do a single mom who suffers from epilepsy with a glass eye. Spooge in the bitch's eye foo! You dig!