Phil's readers, I present to you, a great way to put your "prospects" in stages. For instance, if you're in sales, you make a list of people your are in the process of selling. A good salesman like Fernando Lunarzano or Malcolm James McCurry has a lot of prospects that are on the cusp of closing, where as a not-so-good salesman like Vicki the Robot might have a lot of prospects who will never close.
It made me wonder, with the help of Fernando Lunarzano and Malcolm James McCurry, if it is possible to create stages of women, to gather important data such as the probability and date of close.
Stage 1: Fingered the girl while she is sober and knows it is you - This is a nice forbearing for poon. If you can finger a girl without sneaking your hand in there, and she is sober, you're getting closer to nailing her. Potential of closing - 10%
Stage 2: Received a blow job - Once you put her in the blow job stage, the only way you're messing this up is if you accidentally blurt out that you have Herpes. If she knowingly sucks your dick, you have a higher chance of nailing her. Potential of closing - 35%
Stage 3: Face f*cking her - If you successfully fingered a girl and got a blow job, if you're not closing the deal, you need to move her up to stage three. Again, you just face f*ck her until you are drained, and don't be a dumbass and blurt out that you got chlymidia when you were 13. Potential of closing - 58%
Stage 4: Insertion of the tip - If you put the tip in, you're almost there. Some sluts need a little extra buttering, but if you get the tip in there and she makes you pull out, this is where a little persuasion or party favors might come in handy. Nevertheless, if she asks you to leave, you don't want to be accused of sexual assault, as that is illegal. At this stage, you go home, you bring some party favors, and next time, you're in! Potential of closing - 82%
State 5: Whore closed - This is when you stick the tip in and she allows you full entrance. Remember, once you're in, allow yourself time to use her like the slut she is. You're a fool if you tell her your real name, or allow her to know anything factual about you, as you are not using a condom. Your protection is telling her false information. Once you've closed the deal, move on, and put her in the "done" file.
Exceptions to the rule:
1) BBW's - there is no need to put the BBW in a stage. They are there to perform fellatio and be a recepticle for your spooge as needed. When you call her, make sure it's from someone else's phone.
2) Family members you're related to, not by blood - no point putting your step sister in a stage. If you can get it done, just do it. In this situation, please, I implore you, to wear a condom.
3) If you get to stick it in right away, just do it. No point letting a hoe marinate for a few stages if she's ready today.
You need to have more girls in stages 4 &5 than in 1-3, and if you do, you're guaranteed poon all the time. Remember the following though: don't reveal any information about yourself, and you're good to go!
Happy Halloween!
It made me wonder, with the help of Fernando Lunarzano and Malcolm James McCurry, if it is possible to create stages of women, to gather important data such as the probability and date of close.
Stage 1: Fingered the girl while she is sober and knows it is you - This is a nice forbearing for poon. If you can finger a girl without sneaking your hand in there, and she is sober, you're getting closer to nailing her. Potential of closing - 10%
Stage 2: Received a blow job - Once you put her in the blow job stage, the only way you're messing this up is if you accidentally blurt out that you have Herpes. If she knowingly sucks your dick, you have a higher chance of nailing her. Potential of closing - 35%
Stage 3: Face f*cking her - If you successfully fingered a girl and got a blow job, if you're not closing the deal, you need to move her up to stage three. Again, you just face f*ck her until you are drained, and don't be a dumbass and blurt out that you got chlymidia when you were 13. Potential of closing - 58%
Stage 4: Insertion of the tip - If you put the tip in, you're almost there. Some sluts need a little extra buttering, but if you get the tip in there and she makes you pull out, this is where a little persuasion or party favors might come in handy. Nevertheless, if she asks you to leave, you don't want to be accused of sexual assault, as that is illegal. At this stage, you go home, you bring some party favors, and next time, you're in! Potential of closing - 82%
State 5: Whore closed - This is when you stick the tip in and she allows you full entrance. Remember, once you're in, allow yourself time to use her like the slut she is. You're a fool if you tell her your real name, or allow her to know anything factual about you, as you are not using a condom. Your protection is telling her false information. Once you've closed the deal, move on, and put her in the "done" file.
Exceptions to the rule:
1) BBW's - there is no need to put the BBW in a stage. They are there to perform fellatio and be a recepticle for your spooge as needed. When you call her, make sure it's from someone else's phone.
2) Family members you're related to, not by blood - no point putting your step sister in a stage. If you can get it done, just do it. In this situation, please, I implore you, to wear a condom.
3) If you get to stick it in right away, just do it. No point letting a hoe marinate for a few stages if she's ready today.
You need to have more girls in stages 4 &5 than in 1-3, and if you do, you're guaranteed poon all the time. Remember the following though: don't reveal any information about yourself, and you're good to go!
Happy Halloween!
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