All those out in Phil's land, Halloween is coming up, which means it's a great time to dress up, but keep in mind, that you don't want people thinking you're homosexual if you wear a certain costume and act a certain way on October 31st
I present to you, the 2008, "You might be homosexual if....Halloween Edition:"
1) You take a condom to a halloween party - we all know that if you're disguised, you get a mulligan on unprotected sexual intercourse. Men who have protected sex with women, while disguised are definitely homosexual.
2) You don't give women party favors at the halloween party - when you're disguised, might as well get a mulligan on party favor distribution too.
3) You dress up as He-Man, Shera, or Skeletor and probe men with your "sword"
4) Keeping with the above theme, you and your heterosexual friend come dressed up as Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee and play with each other's "Gandaulf"
5) You "yaaaaaaaooooooow" a man at a halloween party and don't apologize
6) You come dressed up as any of the following: a pixie, a fairy, a naughty nurse, or an Emo Kid.
7) If you see a drunk woman and don't partake in a love session with her and 3 friends
Since I don't engage in many halloween parties, this is a short list, but a good one, to keep in mind what to do to ensure that you do not become homosexual on halloween. After all, there are certain people that think homosexuals do not deserve rights.
I present to you, the 2008, "You might be homosexual if....Halloween Edition:"
1) You take a condom to a halloween party - we all know that if you're disguised, you get a mulligan on unprotected sexual intercourse. Men who have protected sex with women, while disguised are definitely homosexual.
2) You don't give women party favors at the halloween party - when you're disguised, might as well get a mulligan on party favor distribution too.
3) You dress up as He-Man, Shera, or Skeletor and probe men with your "sword"
4) Keeping with the above theme, you and your heterosexual friend come dressed up as Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee and play with each other's "Gandaulf"
5) You "yaaaaaaaooooooow" a man at a halloween party and don't apologize
6) You come dressed up as any of the following: a pixie, a fairy, a naughty nurse, or an Emo Kid.
7) If you see a drunk woman and don't partake in a love session with her and 3 friends
Since I don't engage in many halloween parties, this is a short list, but a good one, to keep in mind what to do to ensure that you do not become homosexual on halloween. After all, there are certain people that think homosexuals do not deserve rights.
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