With the economy in shambles, and gays and metrosexuals at war over who should be shopping at rail at Nordstrom, here are some tips for being fabulous, while not breaking the bank:
1) Carry a shoulder strap knockoff Louis Vuitton or Burberry man-bag
2) Don't own a credit card, just say Cash!
3) Grow your own wheatgrass and aloe vera for breakfast juices
4) Cocoa butter lotion to keep your skin smooth
5) Watching Romance movies after work in your VHS player, like "When Harry met Sally," "Sleepless in Seattle," and "Steel Magnolias."
6) Having a little oriental boy at your side at all times
7) Making your own mixtapes
8) Saying “Ciao” or “Toodles” instead of Good Bye
9) Growing your bangs so you can push them off to the side by tilting your head
10) Ordering White Wine at happy hour
With this short list, no matter if you're gay or metrosexual, you will always be fabulous!
1) Carry a shoulder strap knockoff Louis Vuitton or Burberry man-bag
2) Don't own a credit card, just say Cash!
3) Grow your own wheatgrass and aloe vera for breakfast juices
4) Cocoa butter lotion to keep your skin smooth
5) Watching Romance movies after work in your VHS player, like "When Harry met Sally," "Sleepless in Seattle," and "Steel Magnolias."
6) Having a little oriental boy at your side at all times
7) Making your own mixtapes
8) Saying “Ciao” or “Toodles” instead of Good Bye
9) Growing your bangs so you can push them off to the side by tilting your head
10) Ordering White Wine at happy hour
With this short list, no matter if you're gay or metrosexual, you will always be fabulous!
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