Friends of Phil's blog, I have been to a rave or two in my youth, and I have behaved badly at said rave, so reflecting on past experiences, I present to you, ways to behave at a rave so that you conduct yourself in a matter acceptable for society. After all, I have 8 years raving experience.
1) Hooking up at a rave: Make sure that if you decide to have sexual relations with someone at a rave, that you use protection. Using protection includes, but is not limited to a mask, a blindfold, someone else's jacket, or anything you can do to disguise yourself so when said drunk/high sexual companion comes to, they won't know who spooged inside them.
2) Group sex: When you're at a rave, music is flowing, and a lot of women might be drunk, so this is the easiest way to go if you and your friends want to bond over a woman. The easiest way to do this would be to find a drunk girl and tell her you have some liquid ecstacy. Once she's sitting down and ready, get her bukkake style. After she's covered in spooge, get the choo choo ready.
3) Drugs at a rave: This is illegal, so don't do drugs.
4) Talking to girls at a rave: Everybody knows that the girls at raves come for 2 reasons; to get high, and to fuck as many guys as possible. If you see a girl at a rave with her boyfriend/husband, knock him senseless and then Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow! (see previous blog) the girl. After that, she's sucking you dry. Remember, wear protection. (See #1) Girls respect men who are willing to manhandle them, if you will.
5) Dancing at a rave: Make sure you're dancing in a crowded area, wearing protection, and grab as many women as you can, crotch, breasts, ass, you name it. Since they don't know who you are, you're coping - a -feel completely free, and since you are disguised, you get a mulligan.
If you follow my instructions on behaving at a rave, you are guaranteed to have a great time. If you have a suggestion, keep it to yourself. Don't tell me how to do my job.
1) Hooking up at a rave: Make sure that if you decide to have sexual relations with someone at a rave, that you use protection. Using protection includes, but is not limited to a mask, a blindfold, someone else's jacket, or anything you can do to disguise yourself so when said drunk/high sexual companion comes to, they won't know who spooged inside them.
2) Group sex: When you're at a rave, music is flowing, and a lot of women might be drunk, so this is the easiest way to go if you and your friends want to bond over a woman. The easiest way to do this would be to find a drunk girl and tell her you have some liquid ecstacy. Once she's sitting down and ready, get her bukkake style. After she's covered in spooge, get the choo choo ready.
3) Drugs at a rave: This is illegal, so don't do drugs.
4) Talking to girls at a rave: Everybody knows that the girls at raves come for 2 reasons; to get high, and to fuck as many guys as possible. If you see a girl at a rave with her boyfriend/husband, knock him senseless and then Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow! (see previous blog) the girl. After that, she's sucking you dry. Remember, wear protection. (See #1) Girls respect men who are willing to manhandle them, if you will.
5) Dancing at a rave: Make sure you're dancing in a crowded area, wearing protection, and grab as many women as you can, crotch, breasts, ass, you name it. Since they don't know who you are, you're coping - a -feel completely free, and since you are disguised, you get a mulligan.
If you follow my instructions on behaving at a rave, you are guaranteed to have a great time. If you have a suggestion, keep it to yourself. Don't tell me how to do my job.
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