Friends in Phil's denimwarehouse land, we are going to have a black president soon, but what does it take to be black? Realizing this, I did some research with my good friends, Malcolm James McCurry, and Fernando Tecaterzano, and they gave some attributes of what makes someone black. After reading this list, look in the mirror. You might be black if...
- you're either been to, know someone from, or have heard about the city of Detroit.
- your refrigerator contains a pitcher full of Kool-Aid and/or a 6 pack of Welch's Grape Soda
- a staple item in your diet is fried chicken
- you own any of the following: a velvet jumpsuit, a Steve Harvey collection suit, lugz, cross colors t-shirts, or a jersey from a black NBA player
- you sing slow jams while walking in a public place
- you have had sexual relations once (or more) with an overweight white woman
- you have pounded a 40-dogg of Schlitz malt liquor, or Olde English "800"
- you like fine tobacco products like KOOL cigarettes and Swisher sweets
- you want "In Living Color" back in the late night TV lineup
If you can identify with any of the aforementioned, then you, dear readers, might be black.... One more test; can you understand the following: "Who creepin up in dis Mug?"
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