The BBW is known for many things. For one, they are big, often times bigger than two or three men combined, and their appetite, is quite voracious. Legend has it, that one BBW sucked off 14 men in 5 minutes and didn't even break a sweat.
So anyways, here is some information about BBW's, what to do with them, where to find them, and of course how to use them for your personal advantage:
1) Where do I find a BBW?
Answer: You can find BBW's at any restaurant where large quantities of food are available for low prices. (BBW's rarely have good jobs because they eat too much at work) Some popular hangouts for BBW's include Hometown Buffet, Olive Garden, Denny's, and IHOP just to name a few.
2) Should I get seriously involved with a BBW?
Answer: Not unless you have serious self esteem issues. A BBW will make even the nerdiest man's stock decline worse than Lehman Brothers. A BBW is a 2-5 er. You see them at 2 AM, recieve fellatio at 3 AM, penetrate and spooge in her at 4 AM, and you're out of her house by 5 AM.
3) What kind of activities should I engage in with a BBW?
Answer: Anything dirty and sexual. You may find it hard to ask that southern belle permission for you to drop a steamer on her, but a BBW would take it as a great honor to have a load dropped on her. After all, a BBW yearns for a man's attention, so you can act out all your fetishes on her - want you salad tossed? BBW will do that! Want to give someone a golden shower? BBW will gladly bathe in your fluids!. Just remember - a BBW is a 2-5 er.
4) Should I give a present to a BBW?
Answer: Normally, when you give a woman a gift, it is for entrance into her golden temple, but when you meet a BBW, you're guaranteed entry so no need for a big present. Take a case of twinkies or some Suzy-Q's and she'll suck you off double time. Don't spend any unnecessary money on BBW's. Save your money for important things like crack, MD 20/20 and doobies.
5) How should I introduce myself to a BBW?
Answer: Make up your name, identity and occupation. If your name is Malcolm McCurry, to a BBW, introduce yourself as JaJuan Crosby. When you call her, call from a pre-paid cell phone and remember, wearing a condom is for chumps. Your protection is your false name and identity.
Friends, when nailing a BBW, just remember, no socks, no watch, and no leaving your green glasses behind. Once you do that, the BBW can provide you hours of fun. Just don't do something stupid like taking care of her kids or letting her know where you (really) live.
So anyways, here is some information about BBW's, what to do with them, where to find them, and of course how to use them for your personal advantage:
1) Where do I find a BBW?
Answer: You can find BBW's at any restaurant where large quantities of food are available for low prices. (BBW's rarely have good jobs because they eat too much at work) Some popular hangouts for BBW's include Hometown Buffet, Olive Garden, Denny's, and IHOP just to name a few.
2) Should I get seriously involved with a BBW?
Answer: Not unless you have serious self esteem issues. A BBW will make even the nerdiest man's stock decline worse than Lehman Brothers. A BBW is a 2-5 er. You see them at 2 AM, recieve fellatio at 3 AM, penetrate and spooge in her at 4 AM, and you're out of her house by 5 AM.
3) What kind of activities should I engage in with a BBW?
Answer: Anything dirty and sexual. You may find it hard to ask that southern belle permission for you to drop a steamer on her, but a BBW would take it as a great honor to have a load dropped on her. After all, a BBW yearns for a man's attention, so you can act out all your fetishes on her - want you salad tossed? BBW will do that! Want to give someone a golden shower? BBW will gladly bathe in your fluids!. Just remember - a BBW is a 2-5 er.
4) Should I give a present to a BBW?
Answer: Normally, when you give a woman a gift, it is for entrance into her golden temple, but when you meet a BBW, you're guaranteed entry so no need for a big present. Take a case of twinkies or some Suzy-Q's and she'll suck you off double time. Don't spend any unnecessary money on BBW's. Save your money for important things like crack, MD 20/20 and doobies.
5) How should I introduce myself to a BBW?
Answer: Make up your name, identity and occupation. If your name is Malcolm McCurry, to a BBW, introduce yourself as JaJuan Crosby. When you call her, call from a pre-paid cell phone and remember, wearing a condom is for chumps. Your protection is your false name and identity.
Friends, when nailing a BBW, just remember, no socks, no watch, and no leaving your green glasses behind. Once you do that, the BBW can provide you hours of fun. Just don't do something stupid like taking care of her kids or letting her know where you (really) live.
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