Today, friends, I must bid a temporary adieu to all of Phil's readers. I am moving across this beautiful c(o)untry and will be without internet until Saturday, November 22nd. At that point, I will be back, with more fire and payyon (Passion) than ever!
I would like to honor the three biggest contributors to the denimwarehouse, and in no particular order, here they are:
1) Chang Lee: You so nasty. If I ever get the money together to buy a flat bed truck, you're dancing on said flatbed. We'll start the "Chang Lee Dance Party." Keep the dream alive!
2) Malcolm James McCurry: A special congrats brother! We got Obama in office, and now we have to help our friends like Nug Nug and Tummyache get real jobs. Represent forever, foo!
3) Fernando Lunarzano: You are so fabulous! Keep drinking the wheatgrass and aloe vera. Joo gotta keep putting the hoes in Stage 5.
With that, I'm done for a few days, getting my new place of residence set up, but I'll leave you with this...tasteless things to do when you're bored:
1) Take a woman who has a stub instead of a hand on a date and see if she can stub (rather than fist) herself, or your ass.
2) Take a woman who has cancer to the park for a walk, and steal her chemo
3) Go on a date with a woman who has a prosthetic limb and see how many orifices on her body you can spooge in.
4) Steal said woman's prosthetic limb and sell it for the essentials like party favors, quaaludes, and crack.
5) Visit the local pizzaria and Yaaaaaaaaow it up with the local high school girls.
6) Perfect jor latin accent
Thanks for your support! Come back November 24th, as Phil will be back with an all new blog.
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