The tickler file

Readers in blog land, there comes a time when a man has to prepare, prepare for important things like retiring, buying a house, putting aside that extra dollar or two to buy the essentials like doobies, or general party favors.

What about forecasting your future poon? You probably are getting nice pieces of strange ass every night, but in 10-15 years, what will you do?

Option # 1: Wear a blindfold and anything goes!

Option # 2: The tickler file - forecasting tomorrow's poon, today! You put girls, ages newborn to 17 in the tickler, as if it's a wine cellar. You let them mature and marinate, and when they reach 18, or the age of consent in their location, you pounce on them. Yaaaaaaaow!

Here is my tickler file:

1) Miley Cyrus - Not too hot, but she's already posed in some naughty magazines and she's dating an older man, so you know she's DTF. All signs point to a future hoe which Phil's readers could definitely enjoy a few hours of payyon (passion) with.

2) Dakota Fanning - She was a cutie pixie-type girl and then she went through puberty and now she's getting a rack and some DSL's. Plus, you don't see any naughty pictures of her which means there is something nubile and pure about her.

3) Abigail Breslin - The chick from Little Miss Sunshine - If you saw that movie, you could tell she is a funny girl, so the personality is definitely there. That being said, she could stand to lose about 15-20 pounds, but when she gets to 18, she's a definite 2-5er with the potential of so much more.

4) Willow Palin - Sarah Palin's 14 year old daughter is definitely DTF. Look at her elder sister and her mom, plus in Alaska, what else do they do? Other than crystal meth. Willow, like Abigail Breslin, can afford to stop eating cupcakes for a while, but I'd love to spread that ass, in about 4 years. That being said, if Willow Palin keeps eating, then she's a BBW, and you know that a BBW is good for. A special shout out to Palin's other daughter, the little one, Piper. Did you see her lick her retard brother's head during the convention. She's down for incest. That's hot. Note: If you do a Palin, wear a condom, as the Palins are overly fertile. You know she'd rather be holding a dick than a retarded child in that pic.

5) Malia and Sasha Obama - Just look at their mom. Michelle Obama is a MILF, and we'll get to see the Obama girls grow up in front of our very eyes. There is something hot about seeing a girl, whom your not related to (or related to, not by blood) grow up in front of you, you get to see them buy their first piece of naughty clothing, and eventually you'll see their escapades. If they turn out like Michelle...just watch out..Sit on my faaaaaaaaaaaace! (at the age of 18)

Distant future tickler file:

1) Shiloh Pitt and Suri Cruise - I can't wait to see the train wreck they are, all the drugs they're going to do, and all the guys they're going to allow enter them. That being said, it should be fun to have a romp with Shiloh or Suri once they get to 18, just because.

2) Matilda Ledger - Since her daddy's dead, she's going to have serious issues. Any time a woman has daddy issues, it's a sign that she's good to go, once she's legal.