Thursday, July 10, 2008

What the blacks like and dislike

As a specialist on many things, one thing I know a lot about, is the blacks. I am well versed on things that the blacks like and dislike.

My good friend, Malcolm James McCurry has offered me some insight as well, into what the blacks like, and of course what their aversions are.

Things the blacks like:

1) The McRib Sandwich
2) Kool Menthol Cigarettes/Newport Menthol Cigarettes
3) Vanilla Ice
4) Karl Kani, Cross Colors, and Fubu
5) Lugz
6) Doo Rags
7) Timberland shoes
8) Jazz the dancing robot
9) Break dancing in public places
10) "Fade" Hair cuts
11) Names like Shanaye-Naye, Laqueesha, Lucious, Otis, Antwaan, etc
12) Fried chicken
13) Watermelon
14) MD 20/20
15) Carl from the Simpsons
16) Big white chicks who wear tight pants
17) Velvet Jumpsuits

Things the blacks dislike:

1) Alfonso Ribiero
2) Paying child support
3) Steve Urkel
4) Snapple
5) Names like Cody, Skip, Bradford, Ross, etc
6) Seared Ahi Tuna
7) Clove Cigarettes
8) Smirnoff Ice
9) Hair parted down the middle
10) Tardy "Public Assistance" checks
11) Black women
12) A bad "Fade"
13) Nappy headed hoes
14) 10-gallon hats
15) Wrangler Jeans
16) Bryant Gumbel
17) Donovan McNabb

This is not an all inclusive list, just a few of the likes and dislikes of the blacks.