A new world order

With the entrance of Barack Obama in the White House, the United States and the rest of the world are going to experience a brand new regime, with a new world order and some not so published rules that one must follow as the Obama reign begins.

No begging without guaranteed fellatio: The United States is going through a recession, and I don't have a cent to spare. If I see you sloppy women begging for my spare change outside a starbucks, your begging better be accompanied by letting me fuck the shit out of your face. If you're not a woman and are begging me for said spare change, if I'm in a good mood and have a blindfold, I might listen.

BBW's are meant for 1 thing: If you're a BBW, your only job is to suck a man's penis dry. During the Bush administration, you said no quite a bit, but as the new regime comes in, you are limited to saying the following words: "Yes," "Slurp Slurp," and "Your penis tastes like a pudding pop." Say anything else and you're a god damn traitor.

If you have a terminal disease, see the above law: Look, sick girl, I, like most men don't give a shit if you're going to die. What have you done for me lately? Nothing, but that can change. Take your oxygen tube out of your nose and choke on my cock. The upside to you dying of a terminal disease is that a man will never sully your repuation and tell his friends you're a slut.

Alternate identities are legal: If you tell a woman your fake name, you might be guilty of fraud, but under the Obama regime, you can tell a woman anything, and if she tries to do research on you, then she's guilty of espionage. A man needs to hide behind his fake identity and the cunts who don't try to seek the truth will be put to the death!

Party favors (of all sorts) are legal too: If you want to get a woman marinating and ready to be face fucked, how can you do it without party favors? Well, during the Bush administration, most party favors were illegal, but now, under the new world order, they're all legal? You can spike a broad's drink with anything you want; catnip, horse tranquilizers, you name it, and if she doesn't let you Stage 4 her, you can sue her for theft.

Man, I love the new world order!