I'm back, dear readers, after a 5-month hiatus. The last 5 months have been quite eventful as I was out doing some fact finding for the blog. Honorable mentions to Fernando Lunarzano for finding new types of Chardonnay, Malcolm James McCurry for never giving up on the fried chicken, and Chang Lee, for being an even dirtier hoe than I thought possible.
I've been travelling the far depths of planet earth, looking for people to apologize to, prosthetic limbs to steal, and bald headed cancer girls to point at.
Here's one thing you can do to get a new taste on life:
Go find the most terminally ill woman you can find, someone virtually on her death bed, and lean in to give her a payyonate (Passionate) kiss. After you kiss her, you can tell her "Thanks, I now know what death tastes like"
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The sordid thoughts of a very non P/C person, intermixed with some wham!.
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