Drunk sex

*Names have been changed to protect the anonymity of certain people

"I love nailing some drunk bitch, because I don't have to worry about putting the condom on, since she probably won't know me from all the other guys at a party." - Ray Sanchez*

Damn Ray, you are one crazy son of a bitch, but I agree with you on that. If I ever got over the ethics of having sex with a drunk woman, I would probably want to go bareback in her, because it's the only time you can bust a nut in a woman and not have to worry about her coming after you for 18 years of child support. I doubt the slut would even remember what happened the next morning.

I think more than anything, I would love the opportunity to finger the anus of a drunk woman, and do all the things that I am too timid to ask of a sober woman, like dropping a steamer, and asking her to give me a blumpkin. Not that I sit around and dream of getting a blumpkin all the time, but when I am coordinating a database conversion from ACT to our CRM, I catch myself wanting to drop some poo and have a woman suck me off. Since there is no sober woman I know of that would do it, I'm waiting for the day that I meet Drunk Debby at a party.

I'm going to my 10 year high school reunion this weekend. Either I'm going to mingle and go home with blue balls, or I'm going to get a blumpkin and finger the anus of the prom queen, class of '98.

One thing is for sure, some lucky drunk woman will be paid very generously. I'm taking $28.00 with me.