Great one-liners to tell a woman

As a man, sometimes I am at a loss for words when it comes to articulating my feelings to a woman. Do I complement them? Do I tell them the brutally honest truth? What do I do?? For instance if a woman and I just fornicated, what should I say? I mean I've just been sucked dry and all I want is a sandwich, but women are often stupid and want to talk. See yesterday's blog, as it is socially acceptiable to backhand a woman if she either a) wants to cuddle, or b) wants to talk about her kitty cat.

That being said, here are some good one liners to use if you meet a woman and are trying to pick her up:

1) "I want to suck your vaj juice clean."

2) "I'd like to give you a bikini wax with my teeth"

3) "You can use my face as your personal bidet"

4) "I want to cum inside you and get you pregnant"

5) "Joo wanna some latin payyon in jor mouth?" (Mexican for You want some latin passion in your mouth)

6) For a BBW: "I want to feed you my cock all night long" (Since they like to eat)

7) For an underage girl: "In 6 months (or whenever she turns 18) I can face fuck you and you can't tell on me."

8) For a family member you're related to, not by blood: "Girl, we can make kids and they won't be born retarted and shit."

Great lines to use after sex, to convey to the cunt that you enjoyed it:

1) "Girl, you suck dick like a fag"

2) If you spooged inside a girl: "I don't want a sandwich, I just want to stick my summer sausage in your buns"

3) If you just face fucked a BBW: "Damn girl, I didn't know you could eat so much spooge, you fucking glutton."

4) If you fucked a BBW: "Wow, you're tighter than I thought"

5) If you just fucked a virgin: "You're not bad, but you need to take a dick like a fag, so practice a little before calling me"

6) If you just fucked a woman you're related to, not by blood: "You're a fucking champ girl, you've just taken two Lunarzanos (or whatever your last name might be) in your cunt and mouth."

7) If you fucked another BBW: "Can I use your shirt to wipe up, since it's big enough for two."

8) "I want to run a train on you with thirteen of my closest homies"

These are your top 8 lines to tell a woman. Be sure you mix it up and drop some party favors in there for maximum results.

Chris Mud