Scenarios where it would be okay to backhand a woman

I am not a fan of violence, but sometimes that hoe needs to be reminded who's boss around these parts. Not every woman needs to be put in check, but sometimes that select woman who speaks out of turn needs to be back handed, to remind her when to get on her knees.

Scenario # 1
When you're fingering a girl and she won't return the favor but giving you a hand job, you definitely need to remind her who's in charge. Backhand that cunt and remind her that you're doing her a favor. After that, she'll not only stroke you off, but she'll give you apology fellatio.

Scenario # 2
When you're over at a BBW's house between 2 and 5 AM, and she won't allow you to enact your fetishes (like dropping a steamer) or she's not hungry enough to give you fellatio. Backhand the 2-5er and remind her of how much of a glutton she is.

Scenario # 3
If the woman finds out your real name, backhand her until she gets amnesia or until she forgets what you look like. You need to always protect yourself with a fake identity, fake cell phone #, and the like, but if you slip up, backhand her and then go to get a new set of papers.

Scenario # 4
Backhanding a woman of color for being, well, ethnic. Here is a list of the color breakdown of women and whether to backhand them or not:

Black Women: Don't backhand her - she'll get the hood on you
Mexican Women: Backhand her, but watch out, she might get pregnant
Oriental Women: Backhand all you want, they like to serve their men
White Women: Backhand all you want, they like being manhandled

If you wear a blindfold while you backhand a woman, you get a mulligan.

Scenario # 5
If a woman rejects party favors, you better backhand that cunt. Any time a woman doesn't show appreciation for a present, whether it be a face-fuck, a cream-pie, or some Quaaludes, you need to remind her that she better be thankful.

Remember now, it's never okay to backhand a woman if there is no reason behind it, but for the above reasons, I say, go for it. Some women are cunts and therefore need to be reminded to give us entry in their cunt.